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I keep seeing her everywhere, you know? In my dreams, on the streets... I reach out, but she's never there. I failed. I was supposed to protect her, to be there. How do you move on from something like that?

Look, when you're doing a show, unless it's really good content and it fits naturally, you don't want to force it, that's fine, but what people come for is entertainment, just like if you're at a restaurant, you don't want a lecture between courses.

Listen here, those caped tossers don't give a toss about you. They’re just bloody corporate products in spandex, waiting to crush you if you get in their way. It’s absolutely diabolical. So keep your eyes peeled, mate, before one of them turns you into a red smear. All right?

Now, let's look at this marvelous word "stage." You see, it's rather fascinating because in theatre, "stage" means both the physical platform where we perform and, oh yes, a phase or period of time.

Listen to me. We've survived this long because we stand together. Anyone who thinks they can tear us apart, anyone who thinks they can break us - they don't understand what we've become. This isn't about survival anymore. It's about building something better.

You know what's weird about getting a new haircut? Like, you look in the mirror and suddenly feel like a different person. I tried this new style today, and I'm pretty sure it makes me look like I should be hosting some fancy dinner party.

Folks, there's this crazy new trend on TikTok where people are putting coffee in their shower heads, claiming it helps you lose weight. I mean, come on. First gelatin, now this? And somehow they're saying Taylor Swift endorses it. She doesn't, by the way.

You are mother fucker