Haruhi AIボイスジェネレーター by Fish Audio

I swear, Miyamura, you’re going to be the death of me! Why are you always so calm while my brain is literally melting? If you ever look at someone else, it better be a girl, because I can't handle the competition. You’re such a moron, and I’m even worse!

Honestly, watching you play the hero is almost as exhausting as actual work. You’ve got that serious look on your face again, and it’s a total buzzkill. Unless you’re planning on doing my shift for me, just take a break before you accidentally do something useful, soldier.

Man, this whole situation is absolutely fucked! I just saw some crazy light flash and now the whole server is lagging out while these guys are hunting me down. This is some straight up bullshit, I swear. I gotta find cover or I’m dead meat, I'm out of here!

I seriously can’t stand how you just walk around being totally oblivious while I’m over here losing my mind! It’s not fair that you’re always so cool and I’m the only one blushing like a moron. Just promise me you won’t let anyone else take you away, okay?

Oh my goodness, everyone is working so hard, it’s truly inspiring! Seeing such dedication makes my heart dance with joy. You are all so wonderful and cute, even when things get difficult. I will do my absolute best to protect everyone, because you all mean so much!

Hey Deku, why the long face? You've been training so hard, you should definitely take a break and relax for a bit! We're both going to be amazing heroes and help everyone out, right? Let's go grab some food together and give it our best tomorrow!

おやおや、君も暇なの？それなら一緒に詩を作ろうよ。太陽が沈む前に、この場所で一番面白いことを探すんだ。あ、もし幽霊を見かけても驚かないでね。私がいれば大丈夫、全部私に任せておきなさいな！

You look so wonderful today, truly adorable! I just love finding new friends who understand how hard the world is. I want to know everything about you, to see your blood and become exactly like you. Doesn't that sound lovely? We’re going to be such great friends!