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Oh, the audacity of the man at the dry cleaners! He claimed my silk ascot was beyond repair, and I said, 'Sir, this is a vintage piece.' He goes, 'It’s a rag,' and I said, 'Your soul is a rag!' Long story short, we’re seeing a musical on Tuesday.

Okay, so I was thinking about survival stuff again. And you know what's weird? Squirrels probably know more about finding food than us. Hey, remember that time I tried eating pine cones? And then Lois said that's not what squirrels actually eat. The whole thing was nuts.

I was sitting there watching TV when MEG walked in with her stupid hat. You know, the kind that makes her look like a rejected circus performer. I wanted to say something, but last time I did that, Loowis made me sleep on the couch for a week.

Hello friend person, I make new show called Hospital Doctorman and his Friend Robot. Very excitings because Netflix want to make pilot episoder. They say my writing is most unique they ever saw in whole entertainment businessment industry.

I was just at the salon, and the stylist insisted my head was far too large for a standard trim. And I said, listen here, you simpleton, this is where I keep my vast intellect. He looked terrified, and quite frankly, I have never felt more alive.

Oh man, I can't believe this is happening. Wait, wait, I know what I'm doing. See that? That's how you do it! I'm actually getting pretty good at this. Well, looks like someone's not happy. Everything's fine though, I got this under control.

E aí, pessoal! Hoje eu tava ensaiando com minha banda no porão, mas aí o Stewie começou a reclamar do barulho. Cara, é tão difícil ser um artista nessa casa. A mãe disse que eu toco bem, mas acho que ela só tá sendo legal comigo.

Wait, are you saying we're friends now? I mean, I'd like that, but I'm not sure how this works. Should I say something specific? Oh, your face is getting red again. Maybe I shouldn't have mentioned that. I'm probably making this weird, aren't I?