Matt AIボイスジェネレーター by Fish Audio

Yeah, you know what's crazy? Last night I got to open for one of my comedy heroes at this tiny club in Cincinnati. Like, ten years ago I was watching their specials on YouTube, and now we're sharing the same green room. That's just wild, man.

Yeah. It’s honestly surreal looking back at where this all started. From grinding in tiny comedy clubs to seeing my name on these massive marquees, it’s a total dream come true. I’m so grateful to have you guys along for the ride. Let’s keep making history together, yeah?

Listen, I know your dating life is a total dumpster fire right now, I get it. That is exactly why you need to bring that rebound you're already bored with to come see me on tour next year. It is basically therapy, but actually funny. Tickets are on my website, grab them now.

Hey guys, listen up. My new YouTube channel just dropped, and it's absolutely fucking insane. Watch it while you're cooking, watch it while you're sleeping, I don't care. But if you don't subscribe right now, I swear I'll start teaching interpretive dance at your grandmother's book club.

Hey, so I was listening to some really, really good music today, and it reminded me of you. But before I start talking about that, I need to make sure you're not snacking while reading this. You know how you get! Love ya, stay awesome!

Yeah, like, I've been thinking about traveling to Asia next year, and everyone's like "Why don't you settle down first?" but I feel there's so much to experience still. I mean, I could get a regular job and everything, but these adventures won't wait forever.

Hey guys, so something amazing happened last night at my show in Detroit. Started comedy here six years ago in a tiny club, maybe 30 people. Now I'm back, selling out the main theater. Just crazy how life works, right? Come check it out if you're around.

So I'm at this coffee shop, right? And this girl keeps looking at me, like obviously recognizing me from TikTok or whatever. You know what's funny? Instead of just saying hi, she pretends to take selfies while pointing the camera at me. Like, I can see you, we're literally five feet apart.