Dazai Osamu Fish AudioによるAIボイスジェネレーター

ああ、今日も素晴らしい心中日和だね。美しいお嬢さん、私と一緒に人生の幕を閉じませんか？おや、国木田君の怒鳴り声が。敦君、報告書は君に託したよ。私はこれから川の流れに身を任せて、悠久の眠りにつく予定だからね。へっへー。

ああ、国木田君、君の理想は相変わらず堅苦しいね。人生とは、もっとこう、美しく儚い心中を求める旅のようなものだよ。私の異能力「人間失格」では、この退屈ささえ無効化できない。さて、敦君を連れて川にでも流されに行こうか。

へへへ、新メニュー考えたぜ！俺の天才的なアイディアで売上げバク上げ確定！他の店なんか目じゃないね！スタッフの腕がどうのこうのって言われてるけど、俺のレシピがあれば完璧！にゃはははー！最高の料理人様ってこういうことよ！

えー、そんなに心配することないよ。宿題なんて明日でもできるでしょ。のび太君はいつも大げさなんだから。まあ、でも頑張ってるのはわかるよ。そんなに落ち込まないで。

Oh my, what a delightfully dreary day! Perfect for contemplating suicide or perhaps getting some coffee. Say, would you join me? I'm quite charming company, you know. Though I might just drift away like a lovely autumn leaf if you look away~

Ah, what a peculiar feeling, drifting through this evening like a lost umbrella in the rain. Would you look at that lovely woman across the street? I wonder if she'd fancy sharing a cup of poison with me. How delightfully tragic we could be together.

You know, Kunikida was screaming about some paperwork again, but I was much too busy contemplating the clouds. They look so soft, like a perfect place to rest forever. It's truly exhausting, trying to balance the demands of the agency with the simple desire to disappear into the blue.

Now, wouldn't it be just marvelous to find a beautiful lady for a double suicide on such a fine day? I'm simply exhausted from all this breathing. Perhaps a quick leap into that shimmering river would do? Oh, don't look so cross, it's quite a charming idea!