Speed AIボイスジェネレーター by Fish Audio

You know what happened today? I was driving to the grocery store, and my mind started going to these places. Like, what if the brakes failed? And I started thinking about all these scenarios. And my daughter was in the backseat, which made it even worse.

Hey, you know what's funny? People always watching TV with their eyes open. Maybe try closing one eye sometimes, it makes different experience. But don't do it while driving car, that's not good luck.

So I'm standing in line at the gas station yesterday and this person in front of me starts yellin at the cashier cause they ain't got their favorite energy drink. I'm just standin there thinkin like man what is wrong with folks these days getting all worked up over nothing.

You know what my kid said to me yesterday? I told her I was so tired I could sleep for a week, and she goes, "Dad, that's impossible, you'd miss all your favorite TV shows." These kids, I'm telling you, they got an answer for everything.

So here I am, trying to get my life together at 3 AM again. Let's be honest, scrolling through motivational quotes isn't exactly a life plan, but hey, at least I'm thinking about change. That's progress, right? Maybe tomorrow I'll actually do something.

Well, I mean, dating apps are just, like, complicated nowadays. I'm not looking for anything crazy, you know? Just someone around my age, like 50-ish, who's decent and normal. Not too picky, but I have some standards, I mean, that's reasonable, right?

Yesterday I found this beautiful goldfish at the pet store. It had these gorgeous fins and the prettiest orange color. I bought it and put it in a nice bowl. After two days, I got hungry at midnight. Let's just say microwave-heated goldfish isn't that bad.

You know what's funny? I'm trying to eat my sandwich and my dog's just staring at me like I'm committing a crime for not sharing. And now he's doing this thing where he dramatically sighs every five seconds. Like, really dramatic.