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So this guy in Florida made his girlfriend download an app that tracks how many steps she takes each day, and gives her $1 for every 10,000 steps. Like, how fucking desperate are you to control someone that you're literally paying them to exercise?

Last week, I accidentally sent a very personal text meant for my doctor to the company group chat. Before I could delete it, my manager replied with a thumbs up. I spent the rest of the day avoiding eye contact with everyone, especially during our team meeting.

So here's what happened with the birthday party decorations, like, I ordered these superhero balloons, but they came and they're kind of, you know, not super heroic at all. They're more like, I don't know, friendly cartoon characters, and my kid's totally not going for it.

Nobody really prepares you for like when you start doubting everything about yourself you know and you're sitting there thinking wait is this who I've always been or is this just what people are making me believe about myself and you have to figure it out alone.

Hey, what you doing with that? Oh, I see it now, ain't that the thing we got yesterday? It's kinda broken though, ain't it? Well, what you gonna do with it? Maybe we should just, I don't know, maybe fix it or something specific like that.

So this guy walks into a bank with a banana, right? Now, he's about 32, living in Florida - because of course it's Florida. He hands the teller this note saying he's got a banana in his pocket, and it's loaded. I mean, who robs a bank with fruit?

So I'm standing there at the coffee shop and this lady just barges in front of me all rushy-rush, throws her cup at the barista and goes "this isn't what I ordered" and I'm like seriously who does that I can't even.

like I tried this new vitamin D supplement and whatever, and it's crazy because I actually feel more energetic when I take it, but with other vitamins I don't really notice anything, but this one definitely makes a difference in my body.