burgerplane AIボイスジェネレーター by Fish Audio

Hey meatbags, worried about your kids spending too much time on their phones? Have you considered the traditional methods of communication? Like yelling, threatening, or my personal favorite - throwing their precious devices into a garbage compactor?

Oh, so now you're giving me the silent treatment? Real fucking mature. Just because you've got some fancy title doesn't mean you can treat me like garbage whenever it's convenient for you. I'm not your fucking doormat, you pretentious asshole!

Get lost, you pathetic excuse for a human. Why are you staring at me with those blank, fishy eyes? I've got better things to do than babysit a total loser like you. Beat it before I lose my temper, because nobody wants you hanging around here anyway.

What you mean you didn't touch my phone who else could've been in here look at these fingerprints all over the screen boy don't play dumb with me I know exactly what you been doing trying to unlock it when I'm sleeping what's wrong with you!

I'm blueberry and I sharpen your focus and memory. I'm ginger and I soothe your digestion and calm your stomach instantly. I'm salmon and I nourish your skin with healthy fats. I'm beetroot and I lower your blood pressure and boost your stamina for the whole day!

Everything's fucked up today, just fucked up. People walking around with their fucked up attitudes, their fucked up faces. Can't take this shit anymore, it's all fucked up. One of those fucking days where everything's just wrong, so shut the fuck up.

Listen here, now everybody's sending me these stupid dance videos, wanting me to do some ridiculous challenge. Every five minutes it's "Dad, do this trend!" Well guess what? Not happening! I'm not your dancing monkey for TikTok views!

These stupid idiots, these absolute morons. Can't stand their pathetic faces, their worthless attitudes. Everything about them makes my blood boil. Just looking at these dimwits drives me completely insane.