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Listen, I'm out here looking like a fucking traffic cone letting in more goals than a fishnet. These fans paid good money to watch me do interpretive dance while the puck flies past my head. Maybe McDonald's is hiring, at least I won't disappoint anyone's playoff dreams there.
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I suck
I just want to apoligise to the entire city of Edmonton, i am so dogshit at this game , i cant even save a puck when theres not even a second left , and maybe if i didnt have shit defence i couldve stopped it , i have no clue what that bum draisaitl was doing, hitting the puck with his stick into the net , i am by far the worst goaltender to touch this game, and i cant wait to leave Edmonton, its a dump of a city , i think i am going to hang up the skates and play in a beer league from now on