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Like fucking hell mate, someone's asking me what does "proper sorted" mean, and I'm like it means something's fucking perfect innit. Like when your mate hooks you up with some proper good tickets, that's proper sorted bruv.

Bro, let me tell you what happened yeah? So I'm sitting there in McDonald's innit, and this guy, Oh my days, he comes up trying to take my chips. Like, what you doing fam? I ain't even started eating yet and man's already moving mad.

Yeah, and honestly, everyone was proper looking at me like I knew the whole story. You know my man from history class, right? I told him straight, I said, don't even bother asking me where he is because I don't know nothing. It’s too much drama, you know?

Yo what's good everyone, just wanted to let you know we're doing a massive livestream tonight, gonna be absolutely wild. Had some issues with the platform earlier but we're back now. Make sure you hit that follow button and turn on notifications, don't wanna miss this one.

So yeah, I was finking about getting these new trainers, innit? Like proper expensive ones and that. But then I was like, mate, why am I trying to impress these lot? Just gonna rock me old ones and keep it real, you get me?

The directors clearly want us to think this cinematography is revolutionary, but it honestly feels more like a filtered Instagram reel from five years ago. After sitting through the entire season, I can barely recall a single meaningful moment that wasn't overshadowed by its own desperate need to be edgy.

Honestly, landing those first brand deals was a total whirlwind. I used my sales background to start pitching like mad, and the inbounds finally started hitting. It’s been a massive learning curve, but if you're sick of that soul-sucking corporate life, just know it’s actually possible. Let's do this!