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Hey everybody, Jeff Dunham here. I am backstage right now and the guys are already acting up. Walter is complaining about his seat, and Peanut is just being completely nuts. We are so excited to get out there and see all of you tonight. It is going to be a blast!

Listen up, tough guy. You think you can just walk around running your mouth like that? Let me tell you something right now - I ain't the one you want to mess with. Try that again and see what happens.

You know, I, I was thinking about teacups the other day. I was sitting with my friend Henry, and, and I said to him, "Henry, isn't it funny how teacups are just, just little boats for hot leaf water?" He didn't laugh. He's dead now, but, but that's not important to the story.

Oh look, another fourth wall break while I'm making breakfast. Speaking of breaks, did you know that cereal boxes are just cardboard prisons for processed sugar? That's deep, like that pool movie where everyone drowns. Except they don't, because PG-13 ratings exist.

You know what's crazy? Everybody got a phone now recording everything. Back in my day, you could just be stupid in peace. Now you do something dumb, it's on Instagram before you even finish being dumb. That's why everybody's so stressed out.

Ten thousand years in a lamp gives you such a crick in the neck! But hey, I’m out, I’m free—well, relatively speaking. Three wishes, kid! No substitutions, no refunds, and absolutely no bringing back the dead. So, what’s it gonna be, Sparky? Don’t keep the big guy waiting!

Yo, what is up, Seattle? I just heard the news and both shows for tomorrow night are officially sold out! This is crazy. I love you guys so much for the support. Get ready because we are going to have a blast. See you soon!

Look, people get all worked up about trying to be the smartest person in every room. It's perfectly obvious that's impossible, and frankly, it's a damn waste of energy. Just focus on being consistently not stupid - that's hard enough.