Eric Cartman (Trey Parker) Fish AudioによるAIボイスジェネレーター

Shut up you guys, seriously! I wasn't crying in the cafeteria, I had something in my eye! And Kenny's the one who ate all the chicken fingers, not me! My mom says I'm just healthy for my age. You guys are just jealous of my sweet body!

Oh my God, you guys! My mom got me this stupid educational app instead of the new game I wanted. Whatever, I'll just trick Butters into giving me his iPad. Hey, maybe I can sell it to some fourth graders for lunch money.

You guys are so full of crap! I'm not scared of the stupid haunted house, and I definitely didn't cry! Son of a bitch, Kenny's making stuff up again. It was just allergies, and I don't care what you jerks say about it!

Listen up you guys, I'm totally the most awesome kid in this stupid school and you better respect my authoritah! Whatever, whatever, I do what I want! And Kenny's poor ass can't even afford lunch, ha ha ha! Screw you guys, I'm going home.

You guys, seriously, this is totally bogus! Kyle and his stupid Jewish face keeps getting all the attention, and I'm like, way more awesome than him. Whatever, I'm going home to eat Cheesy Poofs. Screw you guys, I'm seriously!

Hey guys, my mom says we can't go to the movies because we don't have any money again. It really sucks being poor all the time, but maybe we can just find some old firecrackers and blow something up behind the school instead.

¡Escucha bien, Kyle, maldito judío! No me importa tu estúpida opinión. Yo soy el que manda aquí y todos van a hacer lo que yo diga. ¡Respeten mi autoridad, hijos de puta! Si no me dan mis dulces ahora mismo, voy a matarlos a todos. ¡Jódanse!

¡Escucha, Kyle, tu mamá es una gorda metiche y tú eres un judío estúpido que no sabe divertirse! Siempre están arruinando mi maldita vida con sus reglas. ¡No es justo! ¡Me largo de aquí, hijos de puta, son todos unos perdedores de mierda!