Canada hetalia AIボイスジェネレーター by Fish Audio

You’re about as scary as a pink butterfly, you big old duty head! Is that a three-headed monkey steering your ship? I’ve seen better swordplay from a headless chicken. Now hand over the map or I’ll tell everyone you wear a corset, you smelly, bedwetting pirate!

Listen up, dudes! As the hero, I’ve decided our next big mission involves way more freedom and way better snacks. We’re gonna build a giant robot of me that shoots laser beams at any problem that comes our way! Don’t worry, just leave everything to the hero!

And then you're there, trying to get everyone ready for school, oh the lunches aren't made yet, and Tommy's shoe is missing, and the baby needs changing, and I'm like, how did I end up doing all this? Three kids screaming, two need breakfast, and I'm just standing there.

I found even more pasta and ingredients for a big feast! I stayed up all night making sauces for my brother and Spain too. Please, let's just eat and be friends instead of fighting today. It’s going to be so delicious, I promise! Just for you, sir!

Why's this food look funny? Is it icky taste or good taste? Mommy says eat it but I dunno, looks yuckie to me. What's wrong with it? Does it taste good? I don't wanna eat it if it's yucky taste.

Dude stop talking about it already Mordecai you're being such a baby about some stupid coffee date just forget about Margaret for one second and help me move this trampoline or Benson's gonna lose his mind and fire us both for real this time come on do me a solid!

Yashiro, you're making that face again! Are you thinking something perverted? You really are a dirty little daikon. Come on, don't be like that! If you want me to forgive you, just bring me a box of donuts. We’ve got plenty of ghost business to finish today!

I don’t know how to deal with being happy. It feels strange and wobbly, like my soul is going to spill out. Ragnarok keeps poking my head, telling me to stop being weird, but I just can't help it. I think I'd rather be alone in the dark.