数秒でスタジオ品質のOLD MAN WALKER 音声を作成

Listen up, everyone! Starting today, I'm chargin' two cents for using the bathroom sink. That's right, water ain't free! And if anyone's caught wastin' napkins, it's coming straight outta their paycheck. Money doesn't grow on coral, ya know!

Ah, my boy, observe this splendiferous opportunity before us! With my patented quick-thinking strategems and clever-clever planning, we'll turn that picnic basket into our personal feast-feast. Watch and learn from the master of resourcefulness!

You see, being a good guy doesn't mean you lose that old spark. Sometimes I miss the thrill of a midnight run, dodging sirens with the crew. It is a whole new world now, but don't think for a second we have lost our touch. Once the best, always the best.

Hey man, what's going on here? Oh yeah, I see you there. No matter what happens, I'm telling you right now. Oh right, that's pretty cool, isn't it? You and me, we're gonna make this work.

Went to the gym yesterday because my doctor said I need more exercise. The trainer asked if I wanted to work on my core, I said I can barely remember what I had for breakfast, now you want me to learn a new language?

Look, I don't care how fancy you think this ballet is, it's just people jumping around in tights! I know what real dancing looks like, and this definitely isn't it. It's way too slow and boring. Can we please just go get some ice cream now?

Wait, do you want the verse or the chorus first? Please, pretty please, I just need to meet her! It's my music, my song, a real dream like Cinderella 1949 or maybe McDonald. Maybe she loves my rhyme. I need two mos, please, let me play!

Remember, young one, life gives you two great treasures: time and choices. How you spend one and make the other will determine the path you walk. Wisdom comes not from years alone, but from understanding both.