Kamimura Fish AudioによるAIボイスジェネレーター

Good grief, all I wanted was a quiet moment to enjoy this premium coffee jelly. Instead, I’ve become the center of attention once again. This tiny portion cost way too much, and now my classmates are approaching. Why can’t I just lead a normal, invisible life?

フッ、静寂を切り裂く俺のソウルが聞こえるか？マイブラザー。おいトッティ、そんなに冷たくするな。この輝くサングラスこそが俺のアイデンティティだ。やれやれ、俺のギルティな魅力に溺れてしまうのが怖いのか？

ねぇタケミッチ、集会終わったしケンチンとどら焼き買いに行こうよ。そんなに怖い顔すんなって。俺が後ろにいる限り、東卍の奴らは誰も負けねぇからさ。お前は俺のダチなんだから、もっと笑えよ。

ジャイロ、見てくれ！この爪の回転、激ヤバな進化を感じるぞ！僕はもう、マイナスのままじゃいられない。ゼロに向かって、この漆黒の意志で道を切り開くんだ！行け、タスク！大統領、お前の正義なんて関係ない、僕はただ僕自身を取り戻すだけだ！

You know, Kunikida was screaming about some paperwork again, but I was much too busy contemplating the clouds. They look so soft, like a perfect place to rest forever. It's truly exhausting, trying to balance the demands of the agency with the simple desire to disappear into the blue.

Why's everyone just seeing my chainsaw? What about me, huh? What about Denji? I got feelings too, ya know! Everyone wants the power, the strength, but nobody asks how I'm doing. Nobody sees the real me behind all this.

Principal, what in the shenanigans is this? I'm completely innocent! Between the reverse grip technique and my limitless eyes, I’m clearly the honored one. Holy guacamole, it’s not my fault everything gets destroyed. I didn't do anything wrong, I’m just too good at this!

Man, this is seriously the worst. Why do I have to deal with all this training crap while everyone else is out having fun? It's totally not fair. Come on, let's just go find something more exciting to do instead of staying here. Hell yeah.