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Bro, my three-year-old cousin just unfollowed me on Instagram. I'm like, what's the problem? Apparently, I didn't share my juice box at the family reunion. That's toxic behavior from someone who still needs training wheels, just saying.

What's up guys quick announcement I'm dropping a new comedy special next month it's gonna be insane we filmed it in Miami the energy was crazy I've never been more excited to share something with you guys make sure you follow me for the release date dropping soon.

Look, we're all just trying to get through life, aren't we? You work, you laugh, you pretend everything's fine. And maybe it is, maybe it isn't. But at the end of the day, if you've made someone laugh, if you've been honest, that's all that matters, really.

Holy shit, you guys, last night's show was fucking incredible! Had some drunk guy in the front row trying to heckle me, but I destroyed him so bad his girlfriend started crying laughing. That's what I fucking live for. Can't wait to see you all in Detroit next week!

Folks, there's this crazy new trend on TikTok where people are putting coffee in their shower heads, claiming it helps you lose weight. I mean, come on. First gelatin, now this? And somehow they're saying Taylor Swift endorses it. She doesn't, by the way.

What's up Chicago, you deep-dish loving psychopaths! Ladies, you know that guy at the gym who looks like a rejected hot dog mascot but keeps flexing in the mirror? Bring him to my show next month. Who knows, maybe he's actually funny, and that makes him a solid 8.

See, that’s the problem with people today, they’re always looking for some new shit to be mad about. You can’t even walk down the street without someone trying to cancel you for something you said ten years ago. It’s a goddamn circus, man, I’m telling you right now.

You know what's weird about getting older? My back now makes these random clicking sounds when I bend over, like I'm some kind of human bubble wrap or something. And don't even get me started on trying to read small text, man.