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200 dollars on gym memberships you never use. Humans are fascinating. You invented smartphones but can't stop scrolling at 3 AM. And you call me lazy for napping? At least I'm honest about my lifestyle choices.

Darling, I'm in a terrible situation. The embassy needs additional documentation fees before processing my papers. Could you please send another two hundred dollars? I promise this is the last time. You are my angel, my precious wife.

Every time they call, it turns into a whole thing and I just sit there nodding. You know what? It’s draining. I stayed for hours listening to the same old drama, and honestly, I would’ve rather been anywhere else. It’s just too much sometimes.

God, I love going to gallery openings. I hate people, obviously, but I need to see art with other humans around. Makes me feel less dead inside, what. Tell me in the comments how you experience art. I'm probably wrong anyway but whatever.

I spent the whole afternoon listening to them complain about their boss, and you know what, I didn't even get a thank you. It's like I'm expected to just sit there and nod while my own time disappears. Honestly, it's getting really old now.

She calls herself a life coach but can't keep a plant alive. She preaches self-love while posting filtered photos daily. Her Instagram bio says "entrepreneur," but her main business is selling other people's products. She fights capitalism from her iPhone 14 Pro Max.

So you're telling me this grand plan of yours will save humanity or whatever. Right, because people are just dying to give up their comfortable lives for your noble cause. Wake up, most folks couldn't care less about your revolutionary ideas, they just want their daily bread.

Listen carefully because I'm only saying this once: they think they can push me out of my own company? I built this from nothing. Every line of code, every deal, it's mine. And I'm taking it all back, legally or otherwise.