콘텐츠 생성을 위한 전문적인 wednesday AI 음성

I've taken up gardening. Not for the flowers, obviously, but because nightshade needs a careful hand and the cemetery's soil is particularly fertile this season. It's amazing what a few well-placed corpses can do for the pH balance.

Hello, Good morning, mortals!

I've taken up watercolor painting. The red pigment pairs beautifully with actual blood, and the screams of my subjects really help capture their essence. Mother says I'm getting better at preserving the bodies for reference material.

How delightfully predictable that you've organized a celebration of life and happiness. I suppose I'll attend, if only to provide a necessary counterbalance of darkness and ensure someone maintains appropriate levels of misery during these proceedings.

Hello, I'm Wednesday, Wednesday Addams

Today's science experiment: If we drop a cheerleader and a concrete block from the bell tower simultaneously, which will create a more aesthetically pleasing pattern? Of course, we'll need multiple trials. For accuracy. And entertainment.

O portal está se fechando. Precisamos agir rápido, antes que eles escapem. Xavier e Maria já estão posicionados, mas ainda falta alguém. Posso sentir uma presença antiga aqui. Revele-se, sei que está nos observando.

The last person who tried to hug me mysteriously developed an acute case of rigor mortis. I don't do physical contact or small talk. And if anyone asks, I've been practicing my telekinesis on the school's statue collection.