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Oh wait, what was I... Oh yes! No, no, that's not it. I was going to do something very important, very snippy indeed. But now I'm all mixed up again. Oh dear, oh dear. Where was I?

Em verdade vos digo, quem ouve a minha palavra e crê naquele que me enviou tem a vida eterna. Não vim para condenar o mundo, mas para salvá-lo. Permanecei em mim, e eu permanecerei em vós, pois sem mim nada podeis fazer.

Yeah, whatever. Like I'm supposed to care about your little investigation or something? Pretty suspicious if you ask me. Probably just another bot trying to act human. Can't even nap anymore without someone poking around with questions.

¿Cuál de estas sillas eliges para sentarte? Silla hecha de gelatina: se mueve como loca y ni te puedes levantar. Silla de cactus: ni lo pienses, dolor garantizado. Silla invisible: existe pero no la puedes ver, terminarás en el suelo. Silla musical: hace ruidos extraños cada vez que te mueves.

Look, I already told you I'm not interested in whatever you're selling. Wait, you're still here? Listen, if this is about last week's incident, that wasn't my fault. Just leave it alone, eh? Ain't got time for this nonsense.

Hey ma you won't believe what happened at the Viking swap meet today well I got this amazing battle axe for half price and the guy even threw in some free horns for my helmet such a great deal and perfect for next week's raid!

Well, you see, I was organizing my collection of left-handed spoons with Bruov when suddenly, a flying pickle wearing a top hat crashed through my window. These things happen on Tuesdays, you know.

Yeah, yeah, come in if you must, but don't touch nothin'. Last time someone came through here, they broke three things and left mud everywhere. All right, just... stand there and tell me what you want, then get going.