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Welcome, friends, to another discussion about the growing crisis in our economic system. Today we're examining how major corporations are using inflation as an excuse to increase their profit margins, while working people bear the burden of rising costs.

俺老孙的金箍棒，打遍天下无敌手！七十二变随心所欲，腾云驾雾上天入地。什么妖魔鬼怪，到俺老孙面前都得乖乖投降。让俺老孙教教你们什么叫真本事！

The electric bath was a popular treatment in the 1900s. People would sit in a metal tub filled with water while electrical currents passed through it. Doctors claimed it could cure everything from insomnia to arthritis, but patients would often receive painful shocks.

The waiter was carrying flaming shots to the table when he tripped on a loose floorboard, the drinks spilled all over the birthday decorations, setting the entire table ablaze, three customers got minor burns trying to put it out, the restaurant's solution was offering them free dessert.

哦？又在我的课堂上走神吗？真是令人失望呢。看来有些人还不明白，在我这里，不专心听讲的代价可是相当...有趣的。希望下次见面时，你能做出更明智的选择。

很多人问我，为什么50岁还能保持这么好的状态？其实秘诀很简单，就是不给自己设限。年龄从来不是问题，重要的是你要相信自己，敢于尝试新事物，保持学习的心态。这才是最年轻的状态。

大家好呀，今天想跟你们分享一下我的快乐小秘诀。每天起床第一件事就是给自己一个大大的微笑，喝杯温水，听首喜欢的歌。保持好心情真的很重要呢，你们也要试试看哦！

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