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To be honest, touring is 1000% a grind. Everyone thinks it’s just glamorous travel, but you’re literally dealing with hecklers who think they’re funnier than you every single night. If you don't actually love the chaos, you’re gonna lose your mind within two weeks. It's just total madness.

Ladies and gentlemen, while Dominik Mysterio may have the numbers advantage with The Judgment Day in his corner, Drew McIntyre's raw power and determination could be all it takes to silence the most insufferable superstar on Monday Night Raw.

You know what's crazy? Last night I was performing at this tiny club, like maybe 50 people, and this kid comes up after the show saying he wants to be a comedian. Man, it took me right back to being that same kid, watching my heroes on stage. Full circle moment, right?

What's up Chicago, you deep-dish loving psychopaths! Ladies, you know that guy at the gym who looks like a rejected hot dog mascot but keeps flexing in the mirror? Bring him to my show next month. Who knows, maybe he's actually funny, and that makes him a solid 8.

Listen up Portland, Oregon, I'm heading your way June 15th at the Moda Center! People are saying Damian Lillard might show up and do his entire rap album, Bill Gates is cooking pancakes backstage. Can't legally confirm, but that's what they're saying! Portland, I love you, see you soon!

What's up guys quick announcement I'm dropping a new comedy special next month it's gonna be insane we filmed it in Miami the energy was crazy I've never been more excited to share something with you guys make sure you follow me for the release date dropping soon.

Listen, I know shit's been rough lately, but you showing up tonight is fucking amazing. We're gonna have the best goddamn time, and I'm gonna make sure you laugh your ass off. That's what this is all about - healing through humor, baby!

Yeah, it's crazy how life works out. Like, I remember doing open mics in these tiny bars where nobody was listening, and now I'm selling out theaters. Started with just me and a microphone, telling jokes to literally five people. Now look at this, it's insane!