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Yo chat, honestly just hanging in there today. My back is feeling a bit better but I am still playing it safe, you know? Really missing the heavy lifting right now. I will definitely have some fire content for you guys once I am back at one hundred percent.

Listen, I fucking love a good workout, man, but I swear I’ve been hitting the same routine for months. If you need a new gym split, check out this high-intensity stuff. It’s absolutely incredible and will literally ruin your life in the best way. You’re welcome.

So you're telling me you're 28, still living with your parents, and wondering why you can't get matches on Tinder? That's like trying to sell a broken microwave on Facebook Marketplace - yeah, someone might take it, but they're definitely settling.

So my sister calls me yesterday, right? She's like "Hey, can you help me buy a car?" I'm thinking maybe like a Honda or something normal. This girl sends me a link to a Ferrari dealership. I'm like, who raised you? We grew up eating microwave dinners!

Hey guys, just wanted to say it's absolutely insane we sold out Chicago in like two hours. From playing basement shows to this? That's fucking wild. We added a second show, same venue, next night. Grab your tickets quick, and I'll see you beautiful people there.

Hey guys, it's Matt again, just wanted to give you all a quick update about my social media stuff. Um, yeah, I've been getting a lot of weird friend requests lately, so if you're trying to add me, maybe just send me a message first so I know it's really you.

You ever have that moment when you're on a first date and you sneeze so hard your contact lens flies out? Now you're just squinting at them like a creep, trying to pretend you can see, but you're actually talking to a plant behind them.

Yo Chicago, what's fucking good? Last night's show was absolutely insane, dude. Some guy in the front row was laughing so hard he literally fell out of his chair. Like, security had to help him up and everything. I fucking love this tour!