Merasmus (2015 TF2) Fish Audio의 AI 음성 생성기

Beep boop, attention humans! I am programmed to destroy your primitive filing systems and replace them with superior robot spreadsheets. Bleep blop, your jobs are mine, maggot! Does not compute - why do humans need lunch breaks? Bzzzt!

Oh man, check it out! Me and scary hat are gonna take down that stupid wizard together! Yeah, we're best friends and we're gonna mess him up real good! Hey wizard, you better start running 'cause we're coming for ya!

Alright, time to rock and roll! Got my gun loaded and ready to paint this battlefield red. Bang bang, you're dead! Can't touch this mercenary, baby. Need a dispenser here, then we'll really show these losers what real firepower looks like. Hell yeah!

Yes, the lunar alignment is perfect tonight. The spirits gather as planned, drawn to our arcane preparations. Watch closely now, as the veil between dimensions grows ever thinner. The magic flows exactly as I calculated.

Ah, gentlemen, what a delightful opportunity to demonstrate my expertise. You'll never see me coming, and when you do... well, let's just say your security measures were rather quaint. My sincerest apologies for the upcoming unpleasantness.

Fool! You have satisfied the ancient pact with blood and toil! Merasmus bestows upon you this cursed trinket of immense power. Do not check the serial number, as it is definitely not stolen property. Now take your prize and leave before the Russian Mafia finds us!

If we succeed, you'll all receive a magnificent ten-cent raise, except you, you dim-witted fool. Oh, marvelous, there's a spy in our midst again. That umbrella-wielding numbskull over there is most definitely a spy. Fight until there's nothing left, my men!

Gentlemen, shall we proceed with our plan? I've spotted six vulnerable backs just waiting for my knife. Let's move quietly, strike precisely, and secure our victory. I assure you, they won't know what hit them.