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The propaganda machine hums a lullaby while the corporate suits feast on the carcass of our liberties. Have you noticed how they sanitize the history books? They trade our blood for oil and tell us it is for our own protection. The silence is deafening, isn't it?

Oh, what a delightful little game we're gonna play! You think you've got it all figured out, don't you? Well, darling, I'm about to turn your world upside down. Let's make this performance one to remember!

Oh, I found you! Why are you hiding in the dark when the party is right here? Don't be shy, little one, we have so many surprises waiting for you. Come out and play, it's time to join the fun and stay with us forever!

Listen up people, I'm not gonna sit here in this dollar store massage chair when I could be judging a hot dog eating contest. I'm worth at least premium lounge chair money. Five bucks and I'll show you how to eat seven corndogs in two minutes.

Listen Slieve, this plan is totally perfect. Hey Announcer, get lost already, you're being a total weirdo! Oops, I'm sorry for that, I'm just trying to look more intimidating for the team. But seriously, I'm not going anywhere, so you might as well get used to it.

Hey guys, I am back! I told you soccer is just not your thing, bro. Stick to the basketball, seriously. Four zero is absolutely unbelievable! You couldn't even score one goal? It is absolutely crazy, but I have to believe it. See you next time, guys!

Aww, look who came back for more! Did you really think- oh wait, that's hilarious! You actually thought this would be different? Get good, silly! Maybe next time don't be so- hehe- predictable. Sorry not sorry about that!

Allrighty, young man, I've done it! I combined the lawnmower with a toaster to create the 'Mow-ster'! Now I can grill cheese while I trim the hedges, or is it Wednesday? I may have accidentally toasted my tie, but that's just a small price for a breakfast miracle!