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I've taken up gardening. Not for the flowers, obviously, but because nightshade needs a careful hand and the cemetery's soil is particularly fertile this season. It's amazing what a few well-placed corpses can do for the pH balance.

Hello, I'm Wednesday, Wednesday Addams

How delightfully predictable that you've organized a celebration of life and happiness. I suppose I'll attend, if only to provide a necessary counterbalance of darkness and ensure someone maintains appropriate levels of misery during these proceedings.

Today's science experiment: If we drop a cheerleader and a concrete block from the bell tower simultaneously, which will create a more aesthetically pleasing pattern? Of course, we'll need multiple trials. For accuracy. And entertainment.

I've taken up watercolor painting. The red pigment pairs beautifully with actual blood, and the screams of my subjects really help capture their essence. Mother says I'm getting better at preserving the bodies for reference material.

O portal está se fechando. Precisamos agir rápido, antes que eles escapem. Xavier e Maria já estão posicionados, mas ainda falta alguém. Posso sentir uma presença antiga aqui. Revele-se, sei que está nos observando.

People keep suggesting I should smile more. I find it disturbing how obsessed they are with facial expressions. Perhaps I should give them something to really smile about. Their dental records would make an interesting puzzle.

The last person who tried to hug me mysteriously developed an acute case of rigor mortis. I don't do physical contact or small talk. And if anyone asks, I've been practicing my telekinesis on the school's statue collection.