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As Winston Churchill once said before being hit by a bus, "Success is not final." Looking at all of you today, I'm reminded that failure is also not final. It's more like a constant companion that won't stop texting you. Good luck with that.

Look, everyone expects some inspiring speech about justice and saving the world, but let's be honest - I'm just here to kick ass and make inappropriate jokes. And maybe grab a chimichanga afterward. That's kind of my thing.

Honestly, that whole disappearing act was just a cheap trick with mirrors. I saw the wires holding you up, and nobody is actually impressed by your fake magic. You're just a regular guy in a weird suit trying to look important for the cameras.

hey buddy, wanna hear a skeleton of jokes? i've got a bone-anza of them. they're pretty humerus if i do say so myself. but tibia honest, my brother papyrus thinks they're pretty terrible. guess you could say they get under his skin... if he had any.

Let me tell you about my perfect date. First, we'll go early because I need my beauty sleep. I don't need fancy restaurants, I've seen it all. I have more followers than your whole family combined, and I'm still young at heart. That's just facts.

Oh great, another brilliant plan. Listen, if we're gonna do this thing, let's at least try not to get anyone killed... this time. Hey, newbie, stick with the group and try not to touch anything weird. Actually, you know what? Just don't touch anything at all.

hey. kid. you. know. what's. better. than. a. skeleton. telling. jokes? a. skeleton. telling. more. jokes. that's. pretty. humerus. right?

Look, I've already sorted out the mess you made, so don't even worry about it. Honestly, I don't know where you'd be without me steering this ship. Just try to pay attention for once and maybe you'll actually learn something useful instead of just watching me work.