So apparently, smart devices are getting way too confident now.
My friend tried asking his smart assistant to play music, and it replied:
“Define music… because what you listen to sounds like emotional damage.” (Laughs)
Then it added:
“Would you like to play something real, or continue punishing your speakers?” (Laughs)
Another guy tried using his smart scale. He stepped on it, and it just said:
“One at a time, please.” (Laughs)
He tried again, and it said:
“I detect trauma weight. You good, bro?” (Laughs)
Then there’s the smart mirror. Supposed to give motivational quotes.
He walks up and it goes:
“You’re not ugly… you’re just in your ‘before’ photo.” (Laughs)
And don’t even ask about smart thermostats.
They’re like:
“Raising temperature to match your hot mess energy.” (Laughs)
At this point, I’m pretty sure the next update comes with therapy sessions and a roast battle.
Version 10.0: now with passive-aggressive sarcasm. (Laughs)
Look at you running around here looking like a half-cooked chicken nugget with them mismatched socks, I done told you three times to clean up this room and here you are acting like you ain't got no home training.