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So I'm standing in line at the gas station yesterday and this person in front of me starts yellin at the cashier cause they ain't got their favorite energy drink. I'm just standin there thinkin like man what is wrong with folks these days getting all worked up over nothing.

You know, it's like, when people get all worried about tomorrow and stuff, I just think, hey, look, God's got this whole thing figured out, you know? Just like my dad always said, when you trust in Him, everything else just kind of falls into place, you know what I mean?

You know what happened to me today? I was driving to the store, and my mind started going to these places, like what if the brakes failed, and I kept thinking about all these scenarios. And it's funny how your brain just takes you there, right?

You know, I was working with Tom Hanks on this movie, and honestly, he's just the sweetest guy, but sometimes, I mean, he would get so focused that he'd forget he was still wearing his costume at lunch, you know? Like, there he is eating spaghetti in full astronaut gear.

וואלה הייתי אתמול במסעדה, אני שואל את המלצר איך קוראים לשף? הוא אומר לי משה כהן. אני אומר לו רגע, זה משה מהצבא? מסתבר שזה באמת הוא, איזה קטע.

Tried using that stupid face ID thing on my phone today. It kept saying "face not recognized." Well no shit, I wouldn't recognize me at 7 AM either, you judgmental piece of technology, sheep.

You know, when you look at these kids today, like in the school system and everything, it's like they learning all these things, but what they really learning? Because the mind of a child, you know, between six and maybe thirteen, they just absorbing everything they see.

So yesterday my cat, yeah, she decided to become a DJ or something. Found her sitting on my laptop, somehow managed to open Spotify and, well, next thing I know she's created this weird playlist. Like, mate, I appreciate the effort but maybe stick to chasing mice?