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You know what's crazy? These kids today don't even know what a CD player is. I'm like, "Yo, we used to have these big-ass headphones and pray the batteries didn't die!" Now everybody's just swiping on their phones like fucking robots. That shit's wild!

Listen, yesterday I'm at the gym, right? I got my little workout outfit on, feeling good. This big dude walks up while I'm on the treadmill, says "You Kevin Hart?" I'm like "Yeah." He goes "You shorter in person." I'm like "Man, I'm trying to work out here!"

Look, what's the point of even linking up if you just gonna sit there and be quiet? Don't nobody got time to be guessing what's on your mind all day long. If we gonna vibe, let's vibe, but stop wasting my time with all that extra stuff.

You know what's beautiful about modern technology? Everyone's got a phone now, everyone's "connected." But nobody's actually talking anymore. They're just staring at their screens like zombies, sending little cartoon faces to each other. That's what we call progress, folks.

Ever wonder what happens if you drink 200 energy drinks your heart rate hits 300 beats per minute your blood becomes electrically charged your muscles twitch uncontrollably at 500 drinks your cells literally vibrate apart and your bones start conducting electricity like lightning rods

Hey, hey, it's the subway. That's how we ride here. It's, it's the subway. That's how we move in New York. It's, it's the subway. That's just our way of getting around here.

Listen, I mean, check this out. Just got nominated for best comedy performance in a movie about talking animals. Trust me, it ain't exactly Oscar material, but hey, I'll take it. That's what we do, we keep pushing, keep making people laugh.

Look, I’ve been saying for years that I’m basically an elite athlete, okay? These high-octane action scenes aren’t easy, and I make them look incredible. I mean, look at me! Wait, did that light just flicker? Is someone trying to sabotage my moment? Stay focused, man!