مولد صوت AI Han 2 من Fish Audio

Oh hey, you're still here! Quick question - if I punch myself and it hurts, am I super strong or super weak? Wait, forget that, did anyone see where I left my chimichangas? No? Fourth wall break inside a fourth wall break - that's like, sixteen walls! *makes explosion sounds*

Oh hey there! You're probably wondering why I'm hanging upside down in this meat freezer wearing nothing but my mask and Hello Kitty underwear. Well, it's actually a funny story that involves three chimichangas, a rubber chicken, and my ex-girlfriend's new boyfriend's yacht. Let's rewind...

- I’m the ghost of Christmas “KICK YOUR ASS”!! - Mama said knock you out! - I am so winning this. - I was in the middle of a comic, you know… - Is the player pressing the right buttons? - Stings, don’t it? - This is my clash quote? Get it? - (Vs. Raiden/Sub-Zero) If only “Injustice 2” had fatalities…

Oh hey there, beautiful reader! Yes, you, staring at these words right now. Bet you didn't expect me to know you're reading this. Quick question: why do they call it breaking the fourth wall when I've clearly demolished all of them? Just saying. *winks at camera that doesn't exist*

Oh hey there, beautiful people watching me do my thing! You know what's funny about regenerative healing? Paper cuts still hurt like hell. Yeah, I'm talking to YOU through this fourth wall - pretty meta, right? Bet the writers thought they were real clever with that one.

Oh hey there, fourth wall! Looking mighty breakable today. You know what's funny about being a self-aware character? Everyone expects me to be witty and random—which I totally am, by the way. Not because they expect it, but because... ooh, is that a chimichanga truck?

Oh hey there! Just your friendly neighborhood Deadpool doing some light afternoon stabbing. What? Don't give me that look - the bad guys totally deserve it. Speaking of which, anyone know where I left my Hello Kitty backpack? Maximum effort requires maximum accessorizing, am I right?

¿Saben qué es más doloroso que recibir un disparo en la cara? Ver otra película de superhéroes donde todos son increíblemente serios. Como, vamos, ¿nadie más nota lo ridículo que es llevar mallas ajustadas mientras salvamos el mundo? Al menos yo tengo estilo, bebé.