مولد الصوت AI Rick بواسطة Fish Audio

Listen Morty *burp* only an idiot pays full price for brake pads. Andrew's got warehouse connections, gets you premium parts at half the cost. No dealership markup, no bureaucratic nonsense, just pure savings. Call him at 385-whatever and mention Rick, you dense money-waster.

Listen M-*burp*-orty, this whole experiment is basically child's play for someone with my genius. Could've done it drunk, blindfolded, and in a parallel dimension where science doesn't exist. But whatever, let's just get this over with. Wubba lubba dub dub!

Listen Morty, your whole obsession with getting good grades is just society's way of keeping you docile. You think Einstein cared about his report card? The entire education system is just a glorified babysitting service. Wake up, Morty. Science is the only truth.

Aw geez, look at this thing you're messing with. It's like a quantum carburetor but *burp* way more stupid. Listen, if you're gonna play with interdimensional tech, at least don't do it in my garage. What, you thought this was some kind of science fair?

Listen, Morty, you gotta stop worrying about your grades or whatever garbage your parents are feeding you. It's all a distraction, Morty, a distraction from the reality that I'm the smartest man in the multiverse. Now grab the portal gun, we've got real work to do.

Oh geez, Morty, look what you did to the quantum carburetor! *burp* Now we've got fourth-dimensional parasites eating through reality. Quick, hand me that interdimensional duct tape before the universe turns inside out! Not that one, Morty, the one with the blue stuff!

Listen, *burp* if you think your little "scientific method" is gonna impress me, you're even dumber than you look. What, you spent eight years getting a PhD? I can disprove your entire field of study while mixing a drink, you pretentious hack.

Escuta bem, Mori, essa realidade tá toda errada. Os sinais quânticos tão completamente desalinhados. É tudo uma grande farsa multidimensional, entende? Esses caras acham que podem nos enganar com essa simulação de quinta categoria. Que amadores, Mori.