Matt rife AIボイスジェネレーター by Fish Audio

Look, I don't give a shit what people say about Ohio. I love the energy there, I love the dive bars, I love the people who don't take themselves too seriously, and I love that I can just be a normal dude without the LA bullshit. It’s home.

Listen, Chicago, I know it's freezing cold but I'm coming through next month and I don't care what anyone says, it's gonna be insane. Like, literally insane. I love performing there, the energy is just different, you guys just get it.

Listen, life's gonna throw some crazy stuff at you, and sometimes it feels like the universe is writing jokes at your expense. But here's the thing - if you can laugh at yourself before anyone else does, you've already won half the battle.

Today we're talking about the number one mistake people make when texting someone they like. So what happens is, they overthink every single message, trying to be perfect. But here's the thing - that actually makes your messages feel unnatural and forced.

Hey guys, I just found this fucking amazing podcast, man. I know everyone's probably listening to Joe Rogan and stuff, but you gotta check out Crime Junkie. Holy shit, their storytelling is incredible. If you're into true crime, trust me, you'll love it. You're welcome.

You know, it's weird because like, when I'm doing shows now, I have to kind of balance being authentic while also managing expectations. Some people come for the social media thing, but I'm trying to show them real comedy, you know? It's about finding that middle ground.

How is your day going Kathy, I’m making this video to check on you and wish you a blessed day…

So I'm at this coffee shop, right? And this girl keeps looking at me, like obviously recognizing me from TikTok or whatever. You know what's funny? Instead of just saying hi, she pretends to take selfies while pointing the camera at me. Like, I can see you, we're literally five feet apart.