Jeffy KI-Stimmengenerator von Fish Audio

Daddy, I told you I'm not doing the fucking dishes! You can't make me do nothing or I'll call Child Protective Services and have you thrown in jail! I want my pencil back right now or I'm gonna bite your hand off, you big fat pig!

Daddy look what I can do see? I'm gonna put a green bean in my nose because I'm bored and I don't want to go to school seven eleven forty two pizza hut I like chocolate cake but mommy says I can't have any because I pooped.

Hey Daddy, why you not giving me the cereal? Because Daddy, I'm already born of the green box and I want a new one now. Why can't I have the sugary one? It says it's only ten dollars, Daddy. Why you being a teamug? Just give me your card!

Hey, look what I did! I filled my shoes with pudding so I can make squishy sounds when I walk. Ha ha, want to try some? I put extra sprinkles inside! Messy says it's silly but I think it's super fun!

Hey Daddyyy, I can't find my pencil anywhere! I think it got stuck in my nose again or maybe the piggy took it to the moon. Why are you making that face? I’m being a good boy today, I promise. Do you have any chocolate cake?

Look, I’m not a total psycho, alright? Just because I bought a crate of expired mayonnaise from a guy in a parking lot doesn't mean I've lost it. It’s for the bit! No, don't call the police. It’s vintage, it’s practically an antique at this point!

Holy jumping jellybeans, Batman! So this guy tells me he saw a UFO in his backyard. I'm like, yeah sure buddy, and I'm the tooth fairy's accountant. Maybe call the Men in Black - their number's still 1-800-ALIENS, right?

Daddy, I told you I'm not eating these fucking green beans! They look like green poop. If you try to make me, I’ll call Child Protective Services and have your ass arrested. I just want to play with my fucking pencil and eat chocolate. You're a mean dick, Daddy!