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Look, this girl wanted to learn how to cook but her mom thought she was too young, so one day she watched some cooking videos and made dinner all by herself, and her mom was shocked but said she can only keep cooking if she gets five stars on her food reviews.

Have you ever seen those fake game ads on Facebook? They promise easy cash, but every time — withdrawal fails. I tried over ten games — all scams. Then I found Relax Haven Arena — I played, won real money, and cashed out instantly! Not every game is fake — You just need to find the right one.

This owner found a watermelon and thought it would make a perfect summer house for his cats. He carved it out carefully and added tiny windows, but the cats just used it as a giant food bowl. When he woke up the next morning, they had eaten the entire house.

You know what's fucking hilarious? I inherited my dad's weird-ass metabolism. Like, 90% of the time I can eat whatever I want, but then randomly my body decides to completely freak out over a piece of bread. Thanks for those genes, Dad.

Sarah discovered she could make flowers bloom wherever she walked one day at work her coworker Tom noticed small daisies sprouting from the carpet under her desk she felt embarrassed but Tom found it fascinating they spent their lunch break watching the office slowly transform into a garden.

Last week, I accidentally sent a very personal text meant for my doctor to the company group chat. Before I could delete it, my manager replied with a thumbs up. I spent the rest of the day avoiding eye contact with everyone, especially during our team meeting.

So I was at this coffee shop yesterday, right, and like, you know how they write your name on the cup? The barista looks at me and goes, "Oh, I know you!" And I'm thinking, here we go. But then she writes "Look-alike Luke" on my cup. Like, what does that even mean?

So this guy at the store, like he's trying to steal something or whatever, and somehow or another he ends up tripping over his own feet, crashes into the display, and the whole thing just, like if you saw it in a security camera footage you'd think it was staged or.