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Look at Liverpool's performance today. What a joke! These farmers can't even string three passes together. And Salah, my friend, stop diving every five minutes. This isn't a swimming pool, mate. Stay humble, you clown.

“Being a Gunner… it’s not just about football.” “It’s how clearly you see the moment — before it even happens.” “Fast. Fearless. Fluid — every frame in perfect motion.” “Control every zone. Command every detail.” “React faster. Think sharper. Greatness — in real time.” “Because every fan… every voice… keeps the game alive.” “This is what it means… to be a Gunner.” “Where Passion Meets Precision.” / “Inspire Greatness.”

Look at our midfield today. What am I watching? They're passing the ball like they're playing blindfolded in a maze. We spent the whole summer chasing stars, and now we're playing like we're allergic to possession. It's like teaching ballet to elephants.

Look, we need to understand that every training session, every decision we make and how we approach these moments that's going to define our season and that's about having the right mentality and working on those details that make the difference in the end.

Look at this beautiful chaos we created today. Our defenders, like angry librarians, shushing every attack. Saka, my precious butterfly, floating around like he owns the pitch. The opposition manager looking like a confused tourist at a kebab shop. Second place? It's our art form.

Listen, today's performance was absolutely magnificent... if we were trying to showcase how NOT to play football. Our midfield looked like they were having a picnic out there. And don't get me started on that referee - apparently wearing glasses isn't part of the uniform anymore.

Look, today's performance wasn't what we expect at Arsenal. Yes, we controlled possession, but honestly, the decision-making in the final third was absolutely shocking. We can't just pass the ball around like it's a training session. We need more intensity, more conviction, and definitely better finishing.

Listen, my process is clear. Everyone laughing at our third place finish, but where's that fraud Ten Hag now? Bottom half! If I had City's oil money and their referee friends, we'd win everything. But trust me, next season we're coming for that trophy, my friends.