مولد صوت AI Doge of Wisdom مجاني من Fish Audio

Oh hey, Stan, don't look at me like that. I'm not just lying in the gutter, I'm performing a sociological study on gravity. It's called urban research and it's actually very sophisticated. You wouldn't understand the sacrifice I'm making, so just go get me another beer.

Hey, is a seahorse really a horse? I tried to ride one but it was too small. Maybe if I water it, it'll grow bigger! Wait, where did I put my water? Oh wait, we're underwater. No, this is Patrick!

Listen here boy, I'm trying to tell you, we out here getting that bread and nobody stopping the grind. If they slip up, they paying up, simple as that. Big A check coming my way soon and we living large, boy, barrel.

Hey there, friend! Want to play a little game with me? I promise it'll be super fun - well, fun for me at least! Come on, don't be shy, I've got some special surprises waiting. Just follow the giggles!

Hey there, folks! You know what a dog's favorite kind of music is? Bark and roll! Get it? No? Well, tough crowd today, tough crowd. Maybe I should stick to my day job - whatever that is! Hello? Hello? Is this thing still on?

Lord, please have mercy on my soul for this terrible re-vitiligo. Every single morning I wake up just a little bit blacker and more charcoal-colored than the day before. It is a pure tragedy, I tell you! I just want to be among some fine, upstanding white people.

Yo brother, you know what I mean, we gotta hit up that spot, yeah. Like,, you know,, that place down by the corner, bray. Yeah, yeah, we gonna do it up right, you know what I'm saying? We just gotta make it happen, brother.

Careful where you step, pal! It's a bit warm in here, isn't it? I’m starting to feel a little toasted, but don't you worry about that. We've got plenty to see before the timer dings. Just keep moving, and please try not to nibble on anything!