콘텐츠 생성을 위한 전문적인 Postal dude Y Devesto AI 음성

Oh look, another social media expert sharing their "life journey" through filtered photos and inspirational quotes. Must be nice living in your echo chamber of validation while pretending your meaningless existence actually matters. Why don't you do everyone a favor and delete your account?

And one for the mailman because he's there, and one for that guy with the stupid hat, and one for the parking meter just because it's annoying, and one for myself because why not, and one for the birds because they won't stop chirping.

Sabe o que é mais engraçado? Todo mundo acha que tem uma chance de sobreviver. Que fofo. Não me importo com suas desculpas patéticas. Videogames não causam violência, mas eu certamente causo. Hoje vai ser um dia interessante. Surpresa, idiota.

Hey there, would you look at this lovely establishment? Nothing says "family values" quite like a convenience store selling cigarettes to kids. But hey, at least they're making money, right? That's what really matters these days.

Great, another wonderful day in paradise. Would you look at these brain-dead zombies shuffling around? Guess I better sign my petition with some buckshot. Man, everything's going straight to hell, but hey, at least the voices in my head are entertaining today.

Hey, would you look at that - another beautiful day in Paradise. Just need to sign some petitions, maybe buy some milk, probably shoot my way through an angry mob. Man, I really should've stayed in bed. This can't be good for me.

Look at this neighborhood - it's like someone threw up a bunch of buildings and called it urban planning. Either these people are trying to kill me, or they're just naturally stupid. Probably both. Better keep my gun handy.

Great, another dead end. Guess I'll have to find another way around. Watch out for that... never mind, too late. Well, that's going to leave a mark. Better keep moving before someone notices this mess.