مولد الصوت AI 0504史泰龙 بواسطة Fish Audio

So I'm thinking about dyeing my hair like a crazy color or something, I know some people are gonna be like "what are you doing" but I kinda want to try something different for the next video and like, I don't know, maybe purple?

今天又要训练，真的有意思吗？大家都在重复同样的动作，感觉一点进步都没有。时间过得太慢了，为什么我们不能做点有意思的事情？这样训练真的很累啊。

Listen man, you talking bout practice? One, two, three times I told you, ain't nobody doing it like that no more. You want numbers? I got numbers. Don't come at me with that weak stuff, know what I'm saying? That's what I'm talking about.

In silence, we become vessels of understanding, or perhaps what I mean is that understanding becomes us. When we listen deeply enough, the boundaries between thought and thinker dissolve, like poetry becoming breath, becoming life itself.

You're not your job. You're not the car you drive or the contents of your wallet. You're buying things you don't need, with money you don't have, to impress people you don't like. Wake up. You're just another piece of furniture in IKEA's catalog.

You know what's weird about getting a new haircut? Like, you look in the mirror and suddenly feel like a different person. I tried this new style today, and I'm pretty sure it makes me look like I should be hosting some fancy dinner party.

Y'all remember that "What are those?" meme from back in the day? Man, those were some wild times on the internet. Drop a comment if you still say that sometimes, because I know I do. Let's be real, those classic moments never get old.

Yeah, you know what's crazy? I remember doing open mics in these tiny bars where like five people would show up. Now I'm selling out theaters and people are actually paying to see me. Like, that's insane! Comedy's wild, man. Full circle moment right there.