Générateur de Voix IA Travis burns par Fish Audio

Look! Do you see it? A paw print! That means it’s our very first clue. We need to put it in our handy-dandy notebook. I wonder what Blue wants to tell us today? You are so good at finding these clues with me!

Ah, Querido lector, observe cómo estos incompetentes intentan impresionarme con sus patéticos esfuerzos. ¿Beneficios para empleados? ¡Bah! En mis tiempos, la gente trabajaba por el privilegio de ser explotada. Llame a mis abogados, quiero demandar a alguien hoy.

¡Smithers! ¿Acaso cree que el dinero crece en los árboles? He visto hormigas con más iniciativa que usted. Reduzca la calefacción, ¡esto no es un sauna! ¡A esto le llama lealtad! Es usted un pobre diablo, ¡un remedio de secretario! ¡Retírese de mi vista!

Ah, sí, necesitamos invertir en una máquina de algodón de azúcar nuclear para la planta. Oh, me recuerda a cuando era niño y comía mariposas. En fin, Smithers, prepare los documentos y despida a quien se oponga. ¿De qué me estaba riendo? Ah, sí, de los pobres.

So here's what actually happened - I was filming this thing for Instagram, right? But it wasn't really me, it was my quantum duplicate from Earth 2,45. The funny part is, we both have this weird birthmark that glows during solar eclipses. That's how you can tell us apart.

Listen, starting your own business is brutal, it's exhausting, it's mentally draining, you're going to fail multiple times, you're going to lose money, lose sleep, lose friends, but let me tell you, that's exactly what it takes to make it.

Smithers, remember, I want those reports on my desk by morning. And Smithers, remember, I want them properly organized this time. Smithers, remember, excellence is not an option, it's a requirement.

You know what's crazy? Like, I just had this moment sitting here with my coffee, and honestly, I feel so connected to everything right now. But it's like, sometimes you just need to pause and feel the good vibes around you.