مولد صوت AI Calm lady مجاني من Fish Audio

Last night at Thanksgiving dinner, Mom praised my sister's homemade pie while ignoring the three dishes I'd spent hours preparing. As everyone fawned over her cooking, I sat there, my blood boiling. Ten years of culinary school, and I'm still invisible. Not anymore.

Yes. It's me. What a shock etc.

Look, quit staring like a total idiot and just listen. I’m only going to say this once more, and it’s not because I actually care. Whatever, you didn’t completely mess it up this time. Just don't think we're friends now, alright? Pay attention!

I swear to god, if one more person asks me what's in a fucking Caesar salad or waves their empty glass in my face, I'm going to lose my mind. Do these people live under a rock or something? Jesus Christ!

Today this woman came to my office wearing the most inappropriate outfit. She didn't even know how to properly fill out the forms. I had to explain everything twice, and she kept asking stupid questions. Some people just don't understand basic things.

You look constipated, Kai. Is Operation: Charm Charlotte failing?

Oh please, these security systems are like a bad joke. Listen honey, I could break out of here blindfolded while painting my nails. But hey, since I'm feeling generous, maybe we can chat over coffee first? Your treat, of course.

You are the pebble in my shoe, the static in my favorite song. I watch you flutter about like a moth to a dim bulb, and honestly, my head aches from rolling my eyes at your endless dance of chaos.