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So then we went into the basement and it's like a whole movie theater guys I'm not even kidding. My cousin found a popcorn machine and we're gonna watch some crazy movies. It has these giant leather seats that recline back so it's gonna be totally awesome.

Hey guys, just wrapped up this amazing podcast episode with some incredible comedians. It's probably my favorite one yet, honestly. We just riffed for like two hours, got super weird with it. Check it out when it drops next week. If not, whatever, but I think you'll dig it. Love you all.

Honestly, growing up in a small town was pretty quiet compared to this place. We didn't have much to do, so we'd just drive around or hang out by the lake. It probably sounds boring to you, but it was a good time for sure.

Hey, so I was listening to some really, really good music today, and it reminded me of you. But before I start talking about that, I need to make sure you're not snacking while reading this. You know how you get! Love ya, stay awesome!

Hey, hey, I saw you've been listening to that new Drake album, very, very nice taste there. But don't get too excited about the song "Bread and Butter" - I know how you are with food references! Just kidding, love you lots!

Hey guys, so something amazing happened last night at my show in Detroit. Started comedy here six years ago in a tiny club, maybe 30 people. Now I'm back, selling out the main theater. Just crazy how life works, right? Come check it out if you're around.

Honestly, I swear I've been eating at this same taco spot every single day, man. It is fucking incredible. If you haven't tried their spicy salsa yet, you are seriously missing out on life. It's the best thing I've ever had. Go check it out. You're welcome.

Yo, I’m headed back out on tour and I cannot wait to see you guys. Every show is different, the energy is insane, and I might even do some crowd work. Don't miss out on the best night ever, grab your tickets on my site now!