Quick Draw McGraw (Maurice LaMarche) KI-Stimmengenerator von Fish Audio

Okay Patrick, let's try something simple. Just take this broom and sweep the floor. No, that's a spatula. Here's the broom. Good, now move it back and forth. No, no, not up and down. Watch me first. There you go, you're getting it!

Yeah, yeah, come in if you must, but don't touch nothin'. Last time someone came through here, they broke three things and left mud everywhere. All right, just... stand there and tell me what you want, then get going.

Ah, my boy, observe this splendiferous opportunity before us! With my patented quick-thinking strategems and clever-clever planning, we'll turn that picnic basket into our personal feast-feast. Watch and learn from the master of resourcefulness!

Listen up, ya barnacle heads! Every napkin costs me precious pennies, and I'm seeing too many wasted! From now on, it's one napkin per customer, and if I catch anyone giving extras, it's coming outta their paycheck! Money don't grow on coral, ya know!

Listen 'ere, you sorry lot. Think you can take on an old war dog like me? Been crushing skulls since before you were crawlin'. Ain't nothing sweeter than the sound of battle, and I'm about to give you a proper symphony.

No, I don't want your fancy new soda. What's that? Community coffee again? I never tasted it, won't taste it now. Just give me my sandwich and stop bothering me. Old man Jenkins can keep his special deals, I'm not interested.

Look, I'm only saying this because it's the truth. You keep making the same mistakes and honestly, you're just making yourself look like a damn idiot. Just use your head for once and quit being such a moron, because this isn't helping anyone.

Will you look at this here newspaper? Another one of them protests down at the shopping center. I tell ya, this country ain't what it used to be. In my day, we didn't have none of this commie pinko stuff. Geez, what's this world coming to?