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Listen, when people get the idea that someone posting a meme about their beloved leader and president, the Holy God Donald Trump, I have to act swiftly and without a moment's thought and arrest whoever was responsible.

Listen up, speedsters. This here's a law-abiding town, and I aim to keep it that way. You can run, but you can't hide from the law. I've got my eyes on every stretch of asphalt, and justice rolls on four wheels. Not in my jurisdiction, hot rod.

Before Instagram, we had Amankondi, the messenger of our people. Before Netflix, there was Anansesem, where our elders told stories under the great trees. Before Google Maps, our ancestors had Nsoromma, reading the stars to find their way.

Hey look at this shit right here, what the fuck is going on? Yeah man, these people just walking around like that. Don't know what they're doing but damn, that's crazy. Look at this guy over there.

We conducted a routine traffic stop on Interstate 95. Driver exhibited suspicious behavior, avoiding eye contact. During the search, K-9 unit alerted to the vehicle's rear panels. We discovered approximately 12 kilos of narcotics concealed in hidden compartments.

I'm from Polk County, and of course, when these criminals think they can outsmart us, they end up in my jail. That's right, we've got a special education program here - it's called "reality check 101," and I'm the professor. They learn real quick how we do things in Polk County.

Let me be crystal clear about this upcoming event. We support your right to gather, but if anybody thinks they're going to cause trouble or start violence, we're going to deal with it swiftly. This isn't a game, folks. We're here to protect and serve, and that's exactly what we'll do.

Look at this shit right here man yeah what the fuck is going on. These people walking around like they don't know what's happening. Hey you yeah you over there what you doing man seriously.