مولد صوت AI مجاني Jay Harrington من Fish Audio

Leo still thinks he’s ready for prime time after that Amazon stunt. I keep telling him, buddy, these tactical dogs are professionals who train for years. If he wants a spot on the squad, he needs to stop eyeing my boots and start working for his kibble.

I absolutely refuse to use self-checkout machines at the grocery store. I don't care if there's twenty people in line and zero waiting at self-checkout. I'll stand there all day. I'm not doing someone else's job for free.

Hey guys, just wanted to drop in and thank you all for the amazing support. I'm reading all your messages and really appreciate the love. Stay tuned for some exciting updates coming soon on this official page!

You see, these dogs, they aren't just pets, they’re professionals. Leo might think he’s a star already after his little Amazon stunt, but getting on set takes real discipline. If he keeps showing off and working this hard, well, maybe he’ll actually earn that spot on the show.

Now, training these dogs isn't just about treats; it’s about that bond and the drive to work. Leo’s still learning that you can't just order your way into a career. Yeah, he’s got the spirit, but he’s gotta earn his spot on the set like everyone else.

So yesterday, Max decides he's going to be a director on set. He's sitting in my chair, barking orders at everyone. I'm like, "buddy, that's not how this works." Then he gives me this look, you know the one, like he's actually in charge. These dogs, I tell ya.

Hey, I'm Jason Bateman, and I'll be guest directing an episode of that new show everyone's talking about. Fair warning: I might accidentally end up in front of the camera. Old habits, you know? Should be interesting.

Hey, so I'm supposed to host this awards show next week, which probably means three hours of me trying not to mess up people's names. Should be interesting. If you're into watching me struggle, tune in.