Casual Voice (Funny) #2

Okay so, this is my master plan on how I'm gonna turn 50 dollars into 100 dollars. So, uh, okay what am I good at? Heh, so many things. Oh I could sing for money! Nah, who's gonna pay for that? I could deliver Uber Eats. Nah, I don't even have enough money to buy a phone. I'm good at drawing. Oh I could draw people! Okay. I'm gonna buy paper, draw people's portraits for $5 and use that money to buy more paper and draw more people. That's genius! I'd like to purchase a stack of paper and some colored pencils, please. That was a big investment. I hope it's worth it. I'm also gonna buy food to eat. That'll give me energy and put me in the right mood for selling. Damn, I'm already down to one cent. I hope this works. Alright, I've now upgraded to Homeless Pro Max. Hey, drawings for $5. Anyone? $5. Literally the best drawings you'll ever get. Man, it's been hours. People are just ignoring me? Hey kid, you want a drawing?