Yurrr KI-Stimmengenerator von Fish Audio

Okay samurai, let's check this out real quick! Going through the door... wait, what's that sound? Hold up, hold up! Yo, this game getting crazy! I'm telling you right now, we gotta be careful. Let's see what's behind this... oh snap!

So like, this girl DMs me yesterday, and she's like, asking about my favorite coffee shop or whatever, and I'm like... wait, hold on... yeah, she wanted recommendations or something. And I'm like, I don't even drink coffee that much?

Listen, when you're dating someone, okay, make sure you're being true to yourself. Because if you're pretending to be someone else, you can't keep that up forever. You need to find someone who loves the real you, all your quirks and everything.

They say time heals all wounds, but these scars run deeper than skin deep, more like soul deep. Every fake smile you gave became a lesson learned, now I'm evolving past the pain, turning trauma to triumph while you still playing games with hearts like it's your playground.

O sea, es que no entiendo nada del trabajo de filosofía, en plan, la profesora dice que hay que hacer un resumen pero ¿de qué parte? Porque yo tengo apuntado algo pero seguramente está mal y encima hay que entregarlo mañana. Es que me da una rabia.

Yo for real though, I was thinking bout this crazy shit that happened last week, like my life be movie scenes and stuff. I'm bout to start dropping these stories daily cause y'all need to hear this wild stuff I be going through.

Like literally I saw this guy at the store and he's putting like weird stuff in his cart, like pickles and stuff, and I'm literally like, you can't do that bro, that's not how you fucking shop, and he's just there like looking at me all weird and shit.

Just great, Tommy's got the excavator stuck in the mud again. Been standing here for an hour while he figures it out. Meanwhile, I'm getting soaked in this damn rain. Typical Monday bullshit, ain't it? At least overtime's gonna be good.