Matt (Eddsworld, Matt H.) Fish AudioによるAIボイスジェネレーター

Holy fuck bro, I just fucking sent it through these backroads like crazy. Some dickhead in a Mustang tried to race me and I'm like, fuck that. I'm gone dude, like completely gone. These roads are mine, he can't even see me anymore.

Hey guys, remember when Tom tried to trade our microwave for a box of cookies? Yeah, classic Tom moment right there. Oh, and now he's doing it again with the toaster. Maybe we should keep him away from the kitchen appliances.

Dude, I'm trying to get some food at this place, but like, the service is fucking terrible. Been waiting here for like 30 minutes, and this waitress keeps walking past me like I'm invisible or something. What the hell, man?

POV: You’re trying to sneak into the kitchen at three AM for a snack, but you literally trip over the cat. Dude, I’m such a menace, like, why does this always happen to me? I just wanted some cereal. Please tell me I’m still cute, guys.

Hey, Bongo, look at that! We should build a giant castle, like a super giant one! It needs a tall, tall tower so we can see everything. Maybe we can find some big boxes, yeah, lots and lots of big boxes! It'll be the best castle ever, right?

Millie, I've been studying the ballistic trajectory of these new angelic rounds. They are masterpieces of engineering, much like your combat form. I love you more than a sinner loves a loophole. You truly are the gunpowder to my flintlock, my darling Millie.

Jeffy what are you doing with that microwave? No Jeffy don't put your shoes in there what's wrong with you! Look Jeffy just because it's called a microwave doesn't mean it makes things bigger Jeffy stop that! Why do you always do these things?

Listen up, you beautiful bastards! I'm coming to the Riverside Theater next month, and I swear to God if anyone brings a McDonald's burger to my Burger King-sponsored show, I'll personally teach you the meaning of fast food. Get tickets at mattofficial.com, you degenerates!