Lolbit AI 语音生成器，来自 Fish Audio

Hey guys, look what I found, it's a phone, phone are you there? Hello phone! Oh wait, it's not working, maybe because I dropped it in my coffee, coffee are you okay too? Weird stuff happening today.

Please stand by! Did I catch you off guard again? You really need to keep your eyes on the screen, friend. It’s almost sad how easily you fell for that glitch. Maybe try a bit harder next time before I decide to crash your system entirely. Get good!

Wow, check out Mr. Banana over there with his fancy pantsy pants. Look at those wackywearables he's got on. No wonder everyone's staring at him, here. Take a look at those thingamajigs.

Honestly, I'm like obsessed with this new gloss. It's so shiny, sparkle, sparkle, pop! I've been wearing it for like three days straight. Just glide it on, smack, smack, gorgeous. I'm literally glowing like a diamond, it's actually insane.

Listen darling, you can't just walk into a room; you have to make an entrance that sparkles! We’re adding more glitter, more sass, and a touch of royal flair. My mission is to ensure you look absolutely flawless because, frankly, the world needs a lot more glamour right now.

Aww, look who came back for more, hehe! Did you really think that would work? Oh oh oh, you're so funny when you try so hard and fail so bad. Maybe next time listen better? But probably not, tee hee!

So... if we look at the timeline, the probability of Kira being a student is approximately eighty percent. It is quite interesting, really. These clues are subtle, but they point toward a very specific pattern that cannot be ignored. I suspect we are getting closer to the truth.

Hey, did you come here looking for a wish? Well, you've found yours truly! Don't look so scared, it is just a little haunting among friends. If you try to run away now, it will be a total betrayal! Ready to see what the Seven Wonders can really do?