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Have I considered doing sponsored content? Fuck yeah, but then I think about having to pretend I love some random shit I don't care about. Would the money be nice? Obviously. But do I want to be that person? Fuck no.

So you're saying I'm under house arrest for stealing cable? Perfect! Now I don't have to pay for a house OR cable! And if I escape, what are they gonna do - put me under double house arrest? That's just called a vacation home!

Wait, are you saying we're friends now? I mean, I'd like that, but I'm not sure how this works. Should I say something specific? Oh, your face is getting red again. Maybe I shouldn't have mentioned that. I'm probably making this weird, aren't I?

I am so sorry, but the mailbox you are trying to access is currently full and cannot accept new messages. Please try your call again later or stay on the line to be transferred to an operator. We appreciate your patience while we connect your call.

Hey boss, can you show me those leather wallets? Wait, $150? That's way too much. Got anything cheaper? Oh, these look nice - what's the material? Hmm, not bad. Okay, I'll take one. Just one, alright?

Hey bro please can I have your pencil real quick? I promise I'll give it back after class. Wait wait, don't say no! I'll be your best friend forever and ever. Look, I'm being nice and saying please! Just for five minutes?

So I called this tech support guy yesterday, right? You get that classic recording like, "Thank you for calling Dell, my name is Steve," but you know his real name's probably Rajesh. Then he's going through this whole script, "Have you tried turning it off and on again?" Classic stuff.

I am literally losing my mind over this garbage game, dude. You better start paying attention to the fucking screen or I am shutting this whole thing down. I swear, if I fail this level one more time, I am going to absolutely explode on everyone here.