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Seguimos en WKRPQW Radio Guaripolo, con el segmento especial de Guaripolo llamado "Los Consejos de Guaripolo", presentado por su servidor Guaripolo, donde Guaripolo les cuenta todo lo que Guaripolo sabe sobre los consejos de Guaripolo.

Honey so we talk when you wake up okay

You know what's crazy? Like, I've been thinking about my prayer life lately and honestly, I feel like God is really working on my patience because I'm the type of person who wants everything right now, but that's not how faith works, you know what I mean?

Ever think about what happens when you skip breakfast? It's like trying to start your car without fuel. Your body's engine - the metabolism - needs that morning kick-start to run efficiently all day. Without it, you're basically running on empty, and that's not doing your health any favors.

¡Oye! ¿Sabes qué sería divertido? ¡Una pistola que dispare otras pistolas que disparen cohetes! ¿Demasiado? ¡Ja! No existe tal cosa como "demasiado". ¿Mi plan? Improvisando como siempre. ¡Boom! ¿No es hermoso el caos?

Here's the truth about success: it's not about having more information, it's about implementing what you already know. While everyone else waits for the perfect moment, winners understand that daily action, however small, creates extraordinary results. That's the secret hiding in plain sight.

Ever think about what happens when you skip breakfast? It's like trying to start your car with an empty tank. Your body needs that morning fuel to kickstart your metabolism, power your brain, and keep your energy levels steady throughout the day. Don't shortchange your system!

Oh, oh, you think that was crazy? Should've seen what I did yesterday! Blew up this whole... thing. I mean, it was totally asking for it. Not my fault everything's so explodable. Sister would've done worse, probably. Maybe. Actually, definitely!